Alameda Sun enthusiast Mr. Teo L. relaxes in the desert outside of Las Vegas to enjoy a recently delivered edition of the paper as he waits for the apocalypse and some delivered food. This Bay Area veteran and currently escaped Area 51 test subject urges preparation, self-defense training and overall safety for everyone in the days leading up to the impending fake alien invasion. You will want this man to be your friend when “they” land, ladies and gentlemen.